Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Twix]

you get dogcat

insert catcatdogdog

you get a horribly mutated abomination, are bombed with 5000 rads, and quickly die of radiation poisoning.

i insert a neutron star

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

you got a proton star

i insert cthulhu

[Willymcmilly]

you get the second coming of Jesus Christ

i insert Badspot

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get eric hartman

insert blockland

[Drydess]

you get a gravestone, strangely enough you don't know the difference.....

i insert a noose

[TheMrDoors]

you get a chair and a noose

i insert democratic voting

[Lego lad]

you get a political argument

i insert 2013-style memes

[Willymcmilly]

you get cancer

i insert cancer

[TableSalt]

you get capricorn

i insert K

[Klarck]

you get some reference from https://youtu.be/fPzAABMozs0

i insert the cauchy stress tensor

[AtlasBlue]

The machine attempts to calculate something using said tensor. The machine suddenly bursts into flames.

I attempt to put the fire out using a Fire Extinguisher.

[failbros2]

The vending machine somehow accepts the water from the fire extinguisher, giving you a bag of chips. Oh yeah, and the vending machine cooled down too.

I insert some charcoal.

[Drydess]

it dispenses a bunch of sparks because the coals were hot

i insert a penny for your thoughts

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get an idea

insert result

[NotBomberguy]

you get outcome

I insert