Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Space1255]

You get a floor.

I insert a pot and a can of soup.

[Ad Bot]

[Sebi]

you get pasta

i insert my rooster

[Tudoreleu]

the machine's input briefly closes

i insert one meme

[Snaked_Snake]

the machine explodes to kill you for sharing memes and forms back again

I insert a piece of scrap metal.

[Metario]

The scrap metal goes into the gears of the vending machine, temporarily disabling it, then it fixes itself and spits out a generic can that's empty.

I insert sebi's ripped off rooster, blood oozing and semen spilling out.

[Space1255]

You get gore research.


I insert a copy of Fire Emblem: Awakening.

[RACCOONNEER1214]

you get a backyardigans dvd.
i insert Kmart

[Somemong]

You get walmart.

* Somemong inserts every post that was ever made from the General Discussion board

[The Young Avenger]

You get walmart.

* Somemong inserts every post that was ever made from the General Discussion board

You get Drama!

*Young inserts a sock and some vanilla pepsi

[News]

you get sockepsi

i insert RAWR xD ~~nuzzles~~ :333

[Red Spy]

You get a free cancer screening

I insert a coffee table

[Venetin]

You get a massive coffee mug full of tables.  Odd..

I insert Xenon Trioxide.

[Bwopper]

You get Xenon Trioxide, but this time the machine pours it on you out of its dispenser.

I insert 3 dimes, one pube ball, and some weird berries I found in manhatten

[eboyblue10]

you get trying too hard
i insert blf user blocker

[Red Spy]

You get your mom putting you in time-out

I insert a chunk of concrete