Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[lord techno]

the machine erects a dispenser.

I insert a crit-a-cola

[Ad Bot]

[Verification]

You get a pink-lime austrailium scattergun scout who spams lenny binds every kill.

I insert the person who replies to this.

[Blockomaniac]

i insert the above user

[Verification]

i insert the above user

You pull me in. You get skin cancer and aids from touching a cancerous blf user.

I insert.....























memes

[Blockomaniac]

you get cancer and aids

i insert five buckos

[SubDaWoofer]

you get a absolute giant bag of skittles

i instert a tub of rosin

[lord techno]

you get a tub of yoga.

i insert nothing. The machine doesn't deserve it.

[SubDaWoofer]

you get obliteration because you'e useless

i insert an electric bass

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get bass fish

insert cod

[cblock360]

You get BF

I put in candy.

[Drydess]

the vending machine tells its parents that a strange man offered it candy

i insert my phone

[TableSalt]

you get nothing
good job throwing away your phone, genius

i insert 2 dollars

[Verification]

you get 2 alien objects.

on contact the alien objects slowly attach to your skin. after 2 hours, the alien object rips itself off your skin, leaving a bloody pile of flesh and muscle where it used to be. The alien object then manifest into an alien. Slowly but surely, it gets what seems like an erection. If whaps you across the head with it, and slowly absorbs your corpse and pretends to be you. Your first ever loveual expierience will not be enjoyed as the alien has raped and killed thousands, boys and girls alike.

I insert blockland.

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

User was banned for inserting this item

I insert an Empty Bottle

[Grassy]

You get the same bottle coming out with a note, stating how it's rude to place junk within a vending machine and you should feel bad about it.

I insert the next user.