Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 859517 times)

TheMrDoors · December 23, 2017, 02:09:05 PM

Quote from: SwiftHyena2593 on December 23, 2017, 01:06:14 PM

i insert my sig.

which one

skip me

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SwiftHyena2593 · December 23, 2017, 02:16:46 PM

Quote from: TheMrDoors on December 23, 2017, 02:09:05 PM

which one

skip me

my new one
skip me

}]Crazy[{ · December 24, 2017, 04:15:20 AM

the machine gags, sputters and coughs up an even worse sig.

i insert a rusty fork

SwiftHyena2593 · December 24, 2017, 11:39:20 AM

the machine spits it back out, and the fork stabs you, and you get tetstar fish.
i insert a foreign currency

maxymax13 · December 26, 2017, 11:13:45 AM

the machine spits it out at such a high speed that it pulverises you
i insert a euro

SwiftHyena2593 · December 26, 2017, 05:54:38 PM

Quote from: maxymax13 on December 26, 2017, 11:13:45 AM

the machine spits it out at such a high speed that it pulverises you

I insert my avatar.

maxymax13 · December 27, 2017, 12:44:42 AM

Nothing pops out. The rusty ol' machine burnt it.
I insert a cheeseburger, damn. I meant to put in a coin. I wanted to eat that burger. Whatever.

HellHound · December 27, 2017, 05:20:14 PM

You get a coin in return for your cheeseburger.

I insert a stack of paper.

Offtopic: man, it's nuts that this forum thread is older than Team Fortress 2 by almost a year

maxymax13 · December 28, 2017, 12:39:20 PM

The paper gets turned into dollar bills and is spitted out.
I insert Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric.

MoleManFromMiddleMars · December 28, 2017, 07:33:17 PM

You win 80000000000000000000 bags of poop.

* Wedge puts in a dollar, and runs off and leaves the prize for the next guy.

maxymax13 · December 28, 2017, 07:50:43 PM

A usb stick with a jpg of a dollar pops out.

I put in monopoly money.

SwiftHyena2593 · December 29, 2017, 10:41:47 AM

The machine spits it out and says "Invalid Currency."
I insert a Windows 2000 installation disk

yehellis3246 · December 29, 2017, 12:09:15 PM

the machine says "forget off im a windows PENTIUM not a regular windows"
and throws the disk into a nearby windows

i insert a jpg of the entire map of vietnam

K�tt · December 29, 2017, 02:38:48 PM

you get communism

i put capitalism into the machine

Red Spy · December 29, 2017, 03:07:05 PM

you get freedom

i insert a cotton ball