Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 857298 times)

NumberOneTuxedo · January 15, 2018, 01:32:02 PM

the machine blows up from excessive derailing

i bring back a new machine and insert myself

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craftersshaft · January 15, 2018, 02:29:33 PM

the machine spits out everything

i refill it and put a buck in

Kevso · January 16, 2018, 02:04:36 AM

You get 1 fixed thread.

I insert 1

Darth C3P0� · January 18, 2018, 06:34:03 AM

you get a

I insert a chicken

Pompmaker2 · January 18, 2018, 07:37:23 AM

you get a duck

I insert a stone mask

failbros2 · January 18, 2018, 08:29:08 AM

you get an angry looking stone mask that may summon something bad

i insert a dox

datiel12 · January 18, 2018, 09:04:48 AM

you got a paper that reads "im mega gay" and it wont come off

i insert a chair

Potatoh · January 18, 2018, 10:52:15 PM

you get a chair with a missing leg

i insert canned beans

Superfun909 · March 08, 2018, 06:22:08 PM

you get a photograph of baked beans inside of a clock

I insert a bump that saved the life of the vending machine

cHeEsEpIzZa2 · March 08, 2018, 06:33:27 PM

You get a tangled mess of circuits, spewed out from the bump you put in there. Fortunately, the vending machine still works.

I put in a small TV screen

AtlasBlue · March 09, 2018, 11:28:34 PM

You get a larger TV screen.

I insert a blank notebook.

maxymax13 · March 11, 2018, 02:58:24 PM

The same notebook pops out with all the pages having the word Dunk repeated over and over, and the cover says "Biography of a Basketball Professional"

I insert a flash drive containing 64GB of OfficerZach's terrifying old 3D models with ridiculous poly counts.

Superfun909 · March 11, 2018, 11:16:45 PM

you get constructive criticism, followed by zach's fury

i insert parrotgrass

cHeEsEpIzZa2 · March 12, 2018, 02:57:41 PM

You get rabbit-roses

I insert a hard drive containing satanic images

Superfun909 · March 12, 2018, 03:23:06 PM

the vending machine shakes violently, before dispensing a photo of this baby that ran out of ink mid print

i insert a skeleton pun