Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Ayebee123]

you get a jump

i put a gay

[Ad Bot]

[lykakspars]

You get gay pride flag.

I Insert gr8dayseth's pot.

[gr8dayseth]

u get the rest of me, thank u for finding my pot

i insert an ordinary plant

[maxymax13]

you get the same plant but shredded to pieces.

i insert one of those mechanical pencils that you put those little sticks of lead that always use a different thicknes of lead from each other

[Ayebee123]

you get satan himself

i insert a monkey that does your taxes

[cromartini]

You get a dead monkey with all of its bones crushed

I insert a package of strawberries

[Blockbyte!]

you get what looks to be zebra stuff in a box

i insert the real buzz light year  

[yehellis3246]

you get what looks to be zebra stuff in a box

i insert the real buzz light year  

you get the ugly zebra taxi from gta:vc

i insert gr8's innapropriat!1 fanart that appeared in the day/night discussion thread

[maxymax13]

you get a zebra. god damn zebras infesting the vending machine

i insert a piece of paper

[yehellis3246]

you get a paper plastered on your face with owo on it

i insert gr8's innapropriat!1 fanart that appeared in the day/night discussion thread again to get a different outcome

[maxymax13]

you get a horse with white and black stripes stufftily painted on. god damn bootleg zebras infesting the machine.

i remove the paper of horror from my face and insert it

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

The machine spits out a paper saying "OH GOD PLEASE NO!" and then it carefully spits out an active machine gun so it hits you in the leg.

I insert the bloody bullet.

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

You get a tiny 9mm bullet

I insert all 6 infinity stones

[SuperMalleo64]

You get a message from Thanos saying "Where the forget are you"

I insert a grenade with the pin pulled

[maxymax13]

You and the machine violently explode, of course. Another machine falls from the sky.

I insert a live dog.