Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[thatguysebi]

what the forget you get your dogs mutilated corpse

i enter season 2

[Ad Bot]

[Superfun909]

what the forget you get your dogs mutilated corpse

i enter season 2

a school bully with kidalex's forum avatar taped to his face comes out and steals your lunch money

i insert the brick tool

[yehellis3246]

a school bully with kidalex's forum avatar taped to his face comes out and steals your lunch money

i insert the brick tool

you get nothing!
since it doesnt exist


i insert season 2 legit copy
and not a fake one like sebi's

[Gamecubes0]

You recieved a 1x1 plate brick!

* Gamecubes0 inserts $1.

[maxymax13]

you get 100 pennies. shot out of the slot. at high speeds.
i insert a hard drive with celau's mafia madness

[Harry Mason]

You become a member of a mafia gang.
I insert some stale memes from 2008.

[maxymax13]

an abductor pops out and teleports you now dead corpse to the basement god damn it i hate that role
i insert a glass of water

[Superfun909]

your water comes out carbonated

what a pleasant surprise.



i insert a shoe

[maxymax13]

you get the shoe back but polished. so polished that it slips off your hands. so polished it looks like metal. more like a jewel, actually. some mugger then steals the shiny artifact and you are back at square one, shoeless. truly a shoe tragedy.

i insert a sock.

[Chris72003]

you get a flail painted like a sock


i insert my broken drawing tablet

[SuperMalleo64]

You get your broken drawing tablet... but it's in half

I insert a Blocko Coin

[Copy Kirby]

you get the big gay

i insert a confederate flag

[Woof]

You get arrested

* Woof inserts $1

[Superfun909]

You get arrested

* Woof inserts $1

you got a generic can of soda.

inserting money is boring

i insert the soda

[maxymax13]

you get a landmine

i take your wallet and put it in the machine, how dare you insult money
oh and i also put your pants in the machine because you aren't worthy of having something with the potential to store a wallet, because you are unworthy of a wallet after this outrageous claim