Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

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you get a can of sody pop

i insert a polaroid photo of bart simpson

You receive a wooden chair that is promptly smashed over your head.

I insert a single live grenade

you get the pin which used to be in the grenade. as you pick it up, the grenade explodes in the machine and launches the pin, tearing a hole through your hand

i insert a pair of pliers.

you get a stapler
i insert staples

You get a fully automatic staple gun.

I insert a hot dog.

you get a burning dog
* Woof inserts $5

You get 5$ worth of pennies

I insert a Meatball

You get a Mama Luigi
* Woof inserts a Yoshi

you get a bullet to the head, ending your life then and there.

I insert a free giftcard giveaway

You get the big gay and become a disappointment to your family.
I insert a quarter

you get shot with my stapler gun
i insert an empty can

You get a can full of assorted fruits

I insert a copy of the scatman, ripped straight from illeagalmusicdownload.web

you get skababadabadibadabababadoodid eddly bop am a scatman
i insert a jpeg of said scatman

you get a shoe
I insert Woof's dead body from earlier

You get one of woof´s violated dogs.

I insert a copy of the emoji movie