Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TableSalt]

you get a quiet tumbling sound

i insert $3.50

[Ad Bot]

[SwiftHyena2593]

you get a block thats made of a substance that will kill you within a few seconds of touching it.
i insert EA Games

[Verification]

You get spore. This copy of spore, however, has something sinister. The only thing you can do is make giant richards.
When you start, you"re a richard... Cells are all trying to ram you. So many one eyed monsters.
The creature stage? richards flailing. Red richards, yellow richards, green richards, spiked richards, poisonspit richards, duck richards, everything. The epics are gigantic, screaming roosters.

The tribal stage reveals all trres are richards. Your axes are richards, and so is everything else. After defeating the red rockets..
City stage only consists of premade richard buildings. Your richard rovers and Mr. Fappy airplanes have no problem launching hot, sticky loads on other floppy friends and harems.
Space stage, it's a long, curved galactic richard. The grox are normal.

I insert Triple Gay

[SuperMalleo64]

You get the triple gay fired at you, making you Triple gay

I insert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfJ7DqyDl9w

[Super Suit 12]

you get forum shield: because

i insert my list of blocked users

[Harry Mason]

you get forum shield: because

i insert my list of blocked users

You get a list of banned users

I insert a box of nintendo labos

[Verification]

You get Nintendo Labioscopy

I insert 2014 Blockland

[Harry Mason]

You get Nintendo Labioscopy

I insert 2014 Blockland

You get the return of R3nd3rm4n (RobloxDude048) to the forums.

I insert 

[Superfun909]

you get 

i insert 

[maxymax13]

you get 

i insert 

[Grieg Kaun]

You get a real pet panda.

I insert .

[yehellis3246]

You get a real pet panda.

I insert .

you get golduh
signed by kenko

i insert the meirl twitter that everyone hates

[maxymax13]

you get a shiny gold medal that says "me_irl"

i insert a with a ljn game in it

[Superfun909]

the is dispensed and the game is gone


heck

i pour molten lava into the vending machine's slot

[YouKnowWhoAgain]

You get a very hot blob of obsidian.

I insert a dollar