Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[maxymax13]

you get five blue coins

i insert BOMB

[Ad Bot]

[badguy098]

you get





i insert a geiger counter

[Chris72003]

you get highly dangerous, raw uranium

i insert a 2-pack of Marlboro cigarettes

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

You get an empty pack of Marlboro cigarettes

I insert a guy with E.coli into the machine

[Pompmaker2]

a guy with ebola comes out

i insert a flamingo

[Chip Car]

a parrot plant comes out

i insert a chocolate bar

[Superfun909]

a parrot plant comes out

i insert a chocolate bar

the equal price of rhe chocolate bar comes out as a cold stone gift card

neat.

i insert my tablet which i am using right now

[yehellis3246]

the equal price of rhe chocolate bar comes out as a cold stone gift card

neat.

i insert my tablet which i am using right now

you get
a gaming tablet that can almost play anything at reasonable frames
and its still got all your stuff still on it!
even the tab you have open looking at thise

[Superfun909]

you get
a gaming tablet that can almost play anything at reasonable frames
and its still got all your stuff still on it!
even the tab you have open looking at thise

oh frick yes

the vending machine had nothing inserted into it

it eagerly a w a i t s

i'll just insert a figurine of a blockhead

[Filipe]

You get a rare copy of Blockland Platinum Edition, but the key inside to activate it had already been used.

You insert a mystical token from a lost temple.

[maxymax13]

Superfun gets an email saying that Filipe has done an action as him (very rude!).
I insert this really weird frog statue thing i got once

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

You get a chocolate frog (from harry potter), and the card on it is Dumbledore.

I insert a bowl of delicious, delicious SPAGHETT

[maxymax13]

you get a tiny italian midget

i insert him back

[Blockbyte!]

you get Mario after he got hit by a goomba

I insert an all new blue ray digital HD dvd copy of Shrek the Halls

[Dr.Block]

You get jail time.

I insert a better America.