Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[NumberOneTuxedo]

you get the current vending machine which spits out itself which then spits out itself and so on and so forth, causing a huge paradox and eliminating the world.

i revert the world and add a vending machine. i then insert a redbox machine

[Ad Bot]

[datiel12]

you receive a bottle of piss

i insert gods power

[Superfun909]

a blinding light displays from the screens and inside of the machine

it seems this vending machine can now accommodate all items of any shape and size now

i insert the loving burj khalifa

[GavinTheZavin]

you get a bucket of kfc

I insert 1$

[maxymax13]

you get 100 pennies shot at your balls
ouchie

i insert a duck

[Boomsticks Alt]

you get a quack soun

i insert my leg

[GavinTheZavin]

you get crutches

i insert 50 cents

[Boomsticks Alt]

you get dust


i insert my alive dog

[GavinTheZavin]

you get a cup of water

I insert a nokia phone

[Peebs]

the vending machine breaks

thats it

[GavinTheZavin]

i fix the vending machine and put in a nokia phone

[datiel12]

you get the handicapped drink, drink it and you'll be un-handicapped

i insert slurp juice

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

You get SLURPED.

I insert nothing AKA Master Matthew's sanity.

[maxymax13]

you get brogle
i insert a glass of water

[maxymax13]

i get a bump
i insert bump