Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[CapWearingHatDude]

You got a NES for some odd reason!
 
I insert the Playstation inside the Vending Machine!

[Ad Bot]

[Rocket Launcher]

you got a game that works with the PlayStation you inserted.

* Dominoes inserts a small slip of paper with the front of a poorly sketched quarter on the front of the slip, and the back side of said quarter on the back of said slip of paper.

[CapWearingHatDude]

You get a Quarter! Wait what... What the forget!?
I insert a Bepis can.

[maxymax13]

You get a small plastic figurine of Pepsiman.

* maxymax13 inserts a pack of gum.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

what is the flavor? the vending machine returns a full box containing 20 packs of bubblegum

insert lord tony's meat

[maxymax13]

sour pineapple. very good gum
you get used meat. where's this stuff been?
i insert a 0.01 dollar bill, quite a fancy penny

[SuperMalleo64]

you get a dollar back
I insert a Plasma Rifle

[maxymax13]

you get back the pistol you get at the beginning. downgrade!
i insert a pack of cigarettes

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

a cancerous thick smoke comes out of the machine's output, you better run for your life.

insert fire extinguisher

[maxymax13]

you get a flamethrower shaped like a fire extinguisher
i insert a nerf dart

[YouKnowWhoAgain]

you get a piece of paper that says on it
i insert an empty bowl

[SuperMalleo64]

You get a bowl of Nilla cereal with milk. Too bad you didn't bring a spoon.
I also insert an empty bowl but this time with a spoon.

[maxymax13]

you get a bar of chocolate but when you open the wrapper it is actually cheese
i insert a bowl of cereal

[YouKnowWhoAgain]

you get spoon
I insert a rock

[Cobalt]

you get a statue of a giant detailed rooster

i insert a gun magazine(as in a paper magazine)