Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 480381 times)

you get a peeled pomegranate

i insert $1.50

you get a generic can of citrus soda

(OFF-TOPIC : Topic's anniversary is at January the 17th)

insert another stick of plutonium

you get puppies!! :DDD

i insert a harmless kitten.. aww:D

you get a dog

i insert a 2 dollar bill

You faintly hear a ripping sound from inside the machine.
You get shreds of what was once a 2 dollar bill.

I insert the Blockland Forums hard drive.

You get over 10 years of stuff and disappointment

I insert name here

The machine begins to whir and shake violently before stopping abruptly with a loud beep.
A vial filled with glowing green liquid falls out and rolls onto the floor "HEALTH VIAL" is written crudely on the handle of the vial

I insert the health vial back into the machine.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2019, 02:41:25 PM by BlocklandLuver2145 »

You get the same vial, filled with a thick, dark red liquid, the handle covered with a piece of white tape, with "UNHEALTH VIAL" written on it with a green marker.

I insert some time i borrowed from Badspot. This stuff's been low on stock lately.

out comes master matthew he says hi


i insert him back in

out comes master math. not matthew, math. the king of numbers and equations.

i insert 7÷0

out comes master math. not matthew, math. the king of numbers and equations.

i insert 7÷0
You get 7.

I insert a standard issue military grade piece of paper

You get a blank sheet of textbook paper.

I insert a PS4 copy of Carmageddon: Max Damage.