Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 490484 times)

you get a bootleg dvd of space buddies the best disney movie to ever exist

i insert a bootleg vhs of space buddies

you get a rip off of star wars


i insert the buttplug i got

you get a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge climax

I insert my Mongolian love slave named jerome

you get a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge climax

I insert my Mongolian love slave named jerome
the vendo machino dispenses jerone's skeleton

i insert the skull

the vendo machino dispenses jerone's skeleton

i insert the skull
you get a fragment of brain

i insert/hide the body

You get 4 quarters.

You insert all 4 quarters into the machine's coin slot, and press a few random buttons.

the machine dispenses a can of offbrand soda, nice

i insert a pewdiepie chair

Screams are heard coming from the machine before red and black dust slowly comes out from the machine.

I insert a live parakeet.

You get a dead plant birb you twat

I insert a nut

You get 2 nuts and another dead plant birb.

I violently shove the 2 nuts and 2 dead plant birbs into the machine.


The machine hacks up lotion.

I insert a lighter

You can see (and smell!) cigarette smoke coming out of the vent grill.

I insert a 7-pack of beer.    

it comes back out with only 6 inside.

i shatter one of the beer bottles and insert it, glass dust and all.

i win a pack of shredded cheese

i insert each shredded cheese, one cheese at a time