Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Masterlegodude]

You get sued

I insert wood

[Ad Bot]

[FaTDoG]

Your house burns down

FaTDoG Inserts Badspot

[Mr Smash]

You get a Baldspot.

* Mr Smash Inserts vending machine making machine

[Monty]

You get a Madspot

*Inserts a Beserxes

[Wedge]

Your Beserxes creates a time continuum which results in the vending of an item the previous user received, and a vending machine made by a vending machine making vending machine is vended from the vending machine.

* Wedge inserts a quarter tied to a string, and then pulls it back out. Wedge takes a look a the various vending options, and then enters G3. Wedge gets the message ERROR. Oh, it looks like they are all out of that. I'll go with a C2 then.

[Mr Smash]

You get beat up by the big hairy guard who was standing behind and saw you pull off that trick.

* Mr Smash Inserts 2 eggs, 500grams of flower powder, 3 spoon fulls of sugar and half a pint of milk

[Masterlegodude]

You get a malted

* masterlegodude inserts gravity

[Masterlegodude]

You get Gravity Cat

* masterlegodude inserts Naruto Uzumaki

[scratch]

you get a lil  that hits u and blocks from any pulling plug

i put in   

[Masterlegodude]

You get 42

* masterlegodude inserts the secret of life

[mrgrumpybum]

you get a message written on toilet paper that is smuthered in poo.
the message reads: Suck!

* mrgrumpybum inserts a moldy peice of toilet paper

[Masterlegodude]

You get paper

* masterlegodude inserts mrgrumpybum

[benofdoom]

you get everything i steel it and put it in the machine i win

[TheCannon187]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Masterlegodude]

you get everything i steel it and put it in the machine i win

You get a picture

* masterlegodude inserts John-117