Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Junior]

you get 9 million dollar ps3

* Junior inserts banana

[Ad Bot]

[blaman]

banana turns into an apple

*blaman steals the PS3 and inserts it

[jordguitar]

YOU GET NOTHING FOR BEING LATE!

* jordguitar inserts 

[blaman]

you get a card that says "blaman says damn"

*reinserts PS3

[Muffinmix]

You fail t use /me commands.

* Muffinmix inserts a poo the size that could choke a donkey.

[blaman]

a donkey eats it and chokes on your doorstep

*blaman inserts dead donkey

[Junior]

you get a mule

* Junior inserts some cocaine but snorts some first

[blaman]

why do i be late!!!

[jordguitar]

you get a bad high

* jordguitar inserts a flame war into blaman's fail ripoff of this thread

[blaman]

blaman locks it cuz he has a heart

*blaman inserts a pie

[fattysnacks]

You get a pie to the face for not using [me].

* fattysnacks inserts some turkey bacon

[blaman]

you get a turkey and bacon dinner

* blaman inserts dead pie and says wtpanda is /me

[·•{ Awoken }]

You get a shinny new "newb" sticker smacked on your forehead.

* ·•{ Awoken } inserts an anti-newb shield net, equipped with the latest in anti-newb sticker launcher.

(Type /me before your type your action)

[Edit] - Why the panda did you type "wtpanda" instead of 'wtf'? That just looked panda'n handicapped...

[blaman]

thanks!

[Masterlegodude]

You get a shinny new "newb" sticker smacked on your forehead.

* ·•{ Awoken } inserts an anti-newb shield net, equipped with the latest in anti-newb sticker launcher.

(Type /me before your type your action)

[Edit] - Why the panda did you type "wtpanda" instead of 'wtf'? That just looked panda'n handicapped...

You get a vampire that sucks all your blood out

* Masterlegodude inserts Master Joltener