Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Rellow]

In the process of it going in, the equals button is pressed and the machine begins emitting flashing lights. The machine sucks itself inside of it and the universe implodes.

* Rellow inserts a bloody and unconscious mercenary.

[Ad Bot]

[Sheezy]

You get a little leprechaun that skullfucks people!

* William inserts a MUDKIPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[XD!]

You get a little leprechaun that skullfucks people!

* William inserts a MUDKIPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

You get another mudkip

*inserts a grue...somehow

[Sheezy]

You die.

* William inserts skullfucking leprechaun

[XD!]

a vampire cake comes out

*XD inserts a weighed compaion cube

[Miga]

You get nothing, then the weighted companion cube stabs you from behind.

* Miga inserts Miga

[Tom The Zombie]

You get Miga.

* Tom The Zombie inserts a tear from the Trail of Tears.

[Mr Smash]

You get covered in Emos

* Mr Smash Inserts this guy

[tails]

you get this guy

* tails inserts over 9000 grains of sand

[Mr Smash]

The vending machine refuses your sacrifice so you get blasted away in a sand storm.

* Mr Smash inserts everything that has ever been inserted in this thread.

[Hollywood]

You get everything that has ever been got. (bad grammar, haha)

* Hollywood inserts you

[Tri]

I am stuck in the vending machine.

*Exerts a massive amount of methane.

[bignose]

you lose consionouss and die, the machine eats you and throws out a note that says: have a nice day

* bignose inserts 50$

[§imoleon]

You get Nothing now go home and cry you lazy moron

* §imoleon inserts a 1$

[TapeDeck]

You get covered in Emos

* Mr Smash Inserts this guy

HEY ITS ME!!!

You get $1 in OVER 9000 pieces.

*Medival inserts a saxamaphone