Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Plasmus]

*spits out 100$ at mogarf
*inserts pie

[Ad Bot]

[Reformist]

Gets mushed up nasty pie back

I put 2 dolla in

[Doorman]

Spits out Lord Pie

* Doorman inserts himself

[stikfas3]

I put 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999$ in and wishes for a penguin

[coee123]

get unlimited cookies!

Coee puts in $2 dollors

[FF]

Two cans come out simultaneously but get stuck.

I call up a technician to fix it. And put another dollar in.

[Khorde]

The dollar results in automatically buying a soda for you, forcing the soda out at an enhanced speed that ricochets off the floor and somehow fractures your leg upon impact.

*Khorde puts in a guitar pick in the coin slot*

[Sheezy]

The machine outputs exactly 1 pound of aerated volcanic ash.
Later, you die of a lung problem.

* Sheezy inserts a blade of grass, then runs.

[Digmaster]

It explodes. Nice!

* Digmaster Puts in a human foot

[Miga]

The human foot jams in the coin slot, and starts shredding by the cutter inside of the coin slot, to make sure that no strings are attached to items. You get blood in return.

* Miga puts in Young Link's seizure-ific avatar.

[Sheezy]

you get epilepsy

* Sheezy inserts a dead kitten

[Marcem]

You get a root beer.

* Marcem inserts 99 cents

[Doorman]

You get a taco.

* Doorman insterts himself

[Reformist]

You break into tons of wood chips.

*I put in 3 dolla*

[CopBlock]

You get 3 bucks back(and bucks=deer :3)

CopBlock inserts a RickRoll.