Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 1193146 times)

you get 4% of 1 dollar

inserts cow

you get 2 cows :D

inserts chicken :D

You get a note that tells you to "fondly regard creation"

*Inserts an unlit candle*

You get a flamethrower to light it up.

*Inserts a Robloxian.

you get a non existant war


*Joker Card inserts this

You get that

*Inserts a Mr. Baseball hat and pin*

You win a pack of baseball cards.

*Mike inserts a list of his hopes and dreams.

You get all your fears and nightmares


*Inserts the shown attachment*

You get horny over that picture.

I insert a link to CityRP... IF YOU CAN FIND THE LINK!!!

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None of them is the link

You get a topic fail + BAN

*Inserts some time bombs*

You get Jet li defusing the time bombs with one second left, jamming them up your ass, and refusing them.

I inset a flamethrower

You get your ass burned

*Inserts the only remaining chunk of me: my mind*

You get your mind implanted into a  :cookieMonster:

I insert a calculator

you get the number 666.

*Inserts Gordon Freeman*

you get some guy named Mordon Freeman

inserts purple unicorn monkey.