Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TheLegomaster]

You get a cat.

Ooh, fancy button!
*Presses button*
<Vending machine falls over, pops out wheels and drives away with the Blockland forums on top.>

[Ad Bot]

[pen]

*Stops the machine and enters a bag of used diapers*

[TheLegomaster]

*Throws diapers out of the machine into Pen's face, then presses button again*<Vending machine rides away again>

[Jetlok]

Colors wheels brown and gets Cookie Monster to eat the cookie wheels.

Inserts TheLegomaster

[TheLegomaster]

I was already in thar.
Ah, well, you get thousand munnies.

*Haves more tea*

[Sinjid11]

It turns out the tea is cat pee.

* Sinjid11 inserts a bag of dog crap, that is full of green squirmy things. It's possibly the dog's vomit.

[Joeboy]

the green squirmy things are acid, and they spurt in your face and kill you. :D

*inserts sinjid11's corpse*

[Sinjid11]

You get a  . But  eats it before you can do it.

* Sinjid11 inserts a magazine about elephant-sized mice.

[Megaguy]

You win everything everyone has put in.

[Joeboy]

and then everything goes back in again, which counts as your input. BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO D:

*inserts self*

[BobSevenSevens]

You get spammed with :D!!!! s.

I insert the Blockland Forums

[DrMobius]

You get RTB forums.

I insert my e snake

[Leafsoo7]

acid spit out at you


<leaf insurts a grenade with the pin pulled> <leaf runs for his life>

[DrMobius]

You get blown up.

Reinserts e snake

[Comatose]

You get pudding in your penor and now your penor is blocked.

<Inserts half dead fat guy and a copy of Portal and walks away>