Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Sinjid11]

You get a possessed machine gun that shoots Billy Mays' stuff in your face :D

* Sinjid11 inserts a 

[Ad Bot]

[BobSevenSevens]

You get colored brown, and then 90  s jump out of the machine and eat you.

*I insert a wal-mart coupon

[(Hit Man)]

You get 2 Coupons

I insert AoT

[Masterlegodude]

You get Eric Hartman

Eric Hartman inserts you!

[lordician]

He gets some noobs that post the ion cannon on the forums.
I insert a CD.

[tails]

You get a pirated copy of the latest song by Snot "I ate my grandpa's kneecaps"

I insert a cheese cracker

[Atomshock]

I get a pirated edition of operah's research
*throws up into machine*

[Sabbin]

You get a can of barf.

I insert $1

[BobSevenSevens]

You get trainman1

I insert trainman1's dead body

[lolzorz mcgee]

you get a block head that goes on city RPs just to kill people.

I put in a Pikachu.

[Sabbin]

You get a Squirtle.

I put in RTB.

[Sandvich]

You get nothing

I insert a vending machine

[Sabbin]

You get a soda.


I insert a Blockhead.

[BobSevenSevens]

You get ID 1337

I kill, you, take ID 1337, and insert my current ID, 9746.

[Caution]

Your ID is crumpled and the machine won't take it.

Insert Regulith.