Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Loopyla1]

You get asdf

Loopy goes to the store and buys

[Ad Bot]

[kanew2000]

you get a condom that was left inside the vending machine.

 *I insert 

[PowerDag]

You get 

* Dag inserts a Blockland v0002 minifig.

[the dark one]

You get...you wait...wait...wait...wait...w ait...wait... you get NOTHING!

* the dark one insersts dog stuff

[PowerDag]

The machine leans over and gives out a wet-sounding fart, and something brown comes out the back. The putrid smell of dogstuff wafts over to your nostrils.
The machine now has diarreah.

Yeah, you might have not wanted to do that.

* Dag inserts some diarreah medicine.

[Andretti]

Powerdag gets nothing... :c
Smiley breaks the machine and runs ;D

[PowerDag]

Smiley is later arrested for property damage. Smooth. Real smooth.

* Dag inserts some fresh clothes with the smell of lavender. Mmmm, lavender.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

You get rotton clothes because the machine got indigestion.

* I insert a Boomer.

[PowerDag]

The machine does not accept it, yells "BOOMER!" and a hand with an Uzi sticks out the return slotand peppers the Boomer with bullets.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Gets nothing because the idiot before me didn't insert anything  (jk power)

ipodmemorizer55 inserts a deranged criminal's head.

[BTLguy]

You get a 

*inserts a  .

[Warguy357]

You get the angry video game nerd

*inserts a NERF water pistol*

[LegendZ]

You get a nerf pistol

* LegendZ inserts LegendA, hoping to get LegendB, since LegendC is useless

[Narkro555]

You get a videogame featuring a guy in a green tunic with a sword.

* Don inserts sarcasm?

[LegendZ]

You get sarcasm...

* LegendZ inserts Narkro555 in it, hoping for more sarcasm.