Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TurnipBlog]

I repair the machine, I insert an engineer

[Ad Bot]

[Pyrle]

You get some toast.

I insert a stapler.

[wazbat]

you get some butter
i insert a tesco's 1 pound off coupon

[brickybob]

Fun fact:
The user locked it and for somereason it has been revived.

And the user is INACTIVE FOR TWO YEARS!
This topic won't be locked.
Ever.

[JamestheLeet]

You get a taco.

*JamestheLeet inserts a live pipe bomb then runs away before it explodes.

[Pyrle]

Many zombie pieces fly out of the machine.

I insert the Vending Machine

[Nikki]

You get a free pass to Paradox Island

I insert an angry troll who plays Club Penguin

[Night Fox]

You get /rage.

I insert a comedian.

[Col.Burton]

Sie erhalten eine Oper,

Ich setze auf eine Olympia-Pool.
Ibn4Googletranslate.

[DarkShadow6]

Sie erhalten eine Oper,

Ich setze auf eine Olympia-Pool.
Ibn4Googletranslate.

Too lazy

...

*walks up to the machine*
*national socialist jumps out of the machine and shoots me*

* I put in my blood.

[DarkShadow6]

Too lazy

...

*walks up to the machine*
*national socialist jumps out of the machine and shoots me*

* I put in my blood.

I just realized... I have such a fitting avatar.

[Rookie]

The machine fus and puss come and zombie appear and die and stupid hapen

i insrt hot brunette girl

[Bomb Kirby]

You get 


Bomb Kirby inserts Lag Bomb Kirby.

[DarkShadow6]

You get a server that everyone leaves in the middle of a zombie deathmatch because they thought it crashed but then three seconds later it's fine.
I insert a 

[wazbat]

you get some panda poo
i insert a 1 free valve game coupon