Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Xx7xX]

You get 4 quarters.

I insert 4 quarters.

[Ad Bot]

[superslayer]

you get a $1

i insert $1

[Xx7xX]

You get 4 quarters

I insert 4 quarters, for another dollar.

[NEkram]

you get a  but then  forgets you in the 

i insert myself

[DrMobius]

you get a  but then  forgets you in the 

i insert myself

You get stuck... dumbass
Now it's broken.

I insert a bomb.

[thomas64]

I insert a bomb.

dumbass
Now it's broken.

I insert my roommate

[Menen]

You get him back.

I insert a Magnet

[DrMobius]

You get an error

I insert your dignity.

[it]

What dignity?

I insert a bucket of KFC

[ShadowsfeaR]

You get a Kanye West

I insert a loli

[Cybertails1998]

No more posting on this thread the machine is destroyed.

friends.

[Talent74]

You get a revolving door.

* Talent74 inserts Bruce Lee.

[ipodmemorizer55]

I get Chuck Norris

I insert tape

[Xx7xX]

You get staples (SEE WHAT I DID THAR)

I insert a Pokemon Game (Emerald)

[ultimamax]

You get staples (SEE WHAT I DID THAR)

I insert a Pokemon Game (Emerald)

You get Sapphire.
I insert nine dollars.