Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Muffin]

The machine destroys it.

Muffin puts in a fresh bag of Muffins

[Ad Bot]

[Stick Man]

You get Cupcakes.


i insert Uncomfortable Rocking chair.

[Altered]

You get a Stick Woman and you get married and 2 years later she rapes you to death.

*Alteration inserts milk

[e-maxx]

you get a erection
i insert a woman

[Talent74]

You get a homo.

* Talent74 inserts an inserts an inserts an inserts an inserts an inserts...

[sorrel]

You get a sticky note that says ∞.

*Sorrel inserts an unpaid speeding ticket.

[mariofan09]

You get a sticky note that says ∞.

*Sorrel inserts an unpaid speeding ticket.

You get arrested

*Mariofan inserts a Game boy color.

[Legodude77]

you get fail bumb

i insert dinner

[Skateaton]

you get a facepalm

I insert an APB: All Points Bulletin CD copy

[Legodude77]

you get a busted CD of portal 2

[masterockets]

The machine fires knifes at you for not puting anything in, also because you're stupid

*I insert water and a snack

[Legodude77]

you get a sack full of water
i insert love

[TheCoolDude144]

You get hate.

I insert   

[Man 2]

You get

I insert a bump.

[HaloHalo]

You get a death.

I insert nothing.