Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Coulmbai]

You die.

I insert rum.

You get a drunk hobo.

I insert the Mlp mega-thread.

[Ad Bot]

[Travis [bob36455]]

You get an ABO mega-thread

I insert Cave Johnson.

[Rexx]

You get nosnhoJ evaC.

* Rexx gives a damn.

[Trymos]

You failed to give a damn.

I steal a snake from the machine.

[PowerDag]

You want to suck it, but you require tweezers and a magnifying glass.

I insert a dollar and push a button because that's how stuff works.

[Trymos]

You can't decide on what you want and this happens:


I insert my shattered hopes and dreams.

[Coulmbai]

You can't decide on what you want and this happens:


I insert my shattered hopes and dreams.

You get you're fixed hopes and dreams!

And insert a blockhead.

[xHerobrinex]

You get spam.

I insert a Derp.

[Trymos]

You get a ban for derping.

I insert my fixed hopes and dreams.

[Rexx]

You get oblitherated hopes and dreams... and depression.

* Rexx inserts a kitten with tiny boxing gloves.

[Trymos]

You get a kung fu fighter kitten and it kicks your ass.

I insert my obliterated hopes and dreams

[Rexx]

You get space dust.

* Rexx inserts Trymos' space dust.

[Xx7xX]

You get a 1:16 model of the moon!

Xx7xX inserts 1 dollar.

[Trymos]

You get 2 dollars.

I insert my space dust that i suddenly got back..

[Xx7xX]

You also get a model of the moon!

I insert my 2 dollars.