Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Rexx]

You get 1 dollar.

* Rexx inserts the other dollar he stole.

[Ad Bot]

[Trymos]

You get a punch in the face.

I insert my model of the moon.

[Xx7xX]

You get a piece of the real sun.

I insert the SBurb Beta

[Rexx]

You get SBurb non-beta.

* Rexx inserts a $1.

[Trymos]

You get nothing! You lose!

I insert my piece of the real sun.

[Xx7xX]

You get the Sburb Beta and I walk away with the non-beta.

I insert CH4LK

[Rexx]

You get real chalk.

* Rexx inserts a $1.

[Xx7xX]

You get a sack of dollars.

I insert an empty Mtn. Dew

[Rexx]

You get 1,000,000,000,000 (1 Quadrillion) filled Mountain Dews.

* Rexx inserts a different Blockland Vending Machine.

[Xx7xX]

The vending machine becomes larger, and therefore has more items in it.

Xx7xX inserts a quarter on a string.

[Rexx]

You get a string that's ripped at the end.

* Rexx inserts $100.

[Xx7xX]

You get 100 pennies.

I insert A toy car.

[ruiner369]

I get a remote controller, along with a paper on it saying 'SAPPER'. waaaaa-

I insert a laptop.

[Rexx]

You get nothing because you're not supposed to reward YOURSELF with items from the Blockland Vending Machine.

* Rexx inserts himself.

[Xx7xX]

You come out of the slot and prepare to insert something else.

Xx7xX inserts John Egbert