Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[xHerobrinex]

you get the 6666th post

i insert a FAL

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Man]

you get a fail

I insert a robloxian

[GodlyFireFight]

You get a chewed up burned bloody robloxian.
I insert more xplosiv amunittin

[Lesrock]

You get a tactical nuke error.

I insert a couch

[Mr Man]

you get boobs O_O

I insert a paradox

[phyco_man57]

You get a rift in space and time

I insert a supermassive black hole

[Lesrock]

you get mind forgeted.

I discard breasts and insert a potato.

[Mr Man]

you get permanent implant breasts

I insert another vending machine

[Lesrock]

I'm not a woman you dipstuff.

Also you get a paradox that wipes out time.

I insert lemons.

[Mr Man]

you get lemonade the lemons back along with cave johnsons speech.

[Berfie]

The vending machine hits you with a bat and takes all your quarters. Then the killer robloxians burn you.

You've never seen me have you? I'm immortal
You get nothing for inserting nothing.
I insert a dollar.

[Mr Man]

a black hole opens up and you are sucked in

I insert a nuke

[Berfie]

a black hole opens up and you are sucked in

I insert a nuke

I come back grab the nuke and stick it up your ass.

I insert nothing.

[oleg662]

you get an "Owl City" CD.

I decapitate Badspot, and insert his head.

[Blockster20080]

You win a pirated copy of BioShock Infinite!
(Inserts $1)