Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Travis [bob36455]]

You get 4 quarters

I insert the 4 quarters

[Ad Bot]

[GodlyFireFight]

You get......  ......a minature statue of GLaDOs in potato form.
I insert 19.95

[(Fallen)]

You get......  ......a minature statue of GLaDOs in potato form.
I insert 19.95

You get a pile of dog stuff
*inserts 1 dollar

[Roknrollwill]

You get goo ole fashion cola

Inserts $500 dollars

[--LegoPepper--]

You won 5 faulty $100 bills.
 *LegoPepper inserts half of a quarter.

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a piece of eight.

I insert Berfie.

[Mega-Bear]

You get a piece of your former mate. lovey right?

I insert a galapagos tortoise with AIDS.

[Telly]

You get the AIDS back, but not the tortoise.  Enjoy your AIDS!

I insert a list of similarities between Bioshock and System Shock 2.

[BlockoCrafter]

You get electrocuted from inserting shocks.

I insert Enderman.

[Telly]

Black, slimy tentacles come out of the vending machine and rape/impale you.

I insert $50.

[xHerobrinex]

You get nothing
you were scammed

I insert $20

[Zuero]

you get nothing
you were also scammed

i insert a gaming pc

[Telly]

You get a broken gaming PC.  You should NEVER even think of attempting to put computers in vending machines.

I insert this weirdo...

[Roknrollwill]

You get two of them back

I insert Telly

[Telly]

You get nothing, but I escape from the two weirdoes that just came out of the machine.

I insert myself, as I'm already inside.