Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Extrude]

You get a European guy on an adventure to a foreign world of cats.

* Extrude inserts a cat.

[Ad Bot]

[Trogtor]

You get Candace Bailey

* Trogtor inserts Sara Underwood

[*FacePalm*]

You get a log of poop wood

Fsceplam inserNT SCREW GRAMER

[Sivad]

You get a dictionary

* Sivad inserts the code to hack the server mainframe

[*FacePalm*]

You get poiuyt

Facepalm inserts his chair again

[Black and White]

you get a cat

* Black and White insert a cat

[Lesrock]

You get- oh wait where is he? Nevermind, you get a cookie.

* Lesrock  inserts Vault Boy

[charlieboy]

You get a vault



*Buys a cookie and eats it


*But then Prys open the machine and steals everything

[?]

You get arrested.

* ? inserts BBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[Boston Terrier]

You get AAAAAAAA

* Boston Terrier inserts a Xoloitzcuintli

[Rainbow]

You get a panda 

* Rainbow inserts Al Gore

[Mecha]

You get global warming.
I insert £1.

[Rainbow]

Sorry, This is america.

* Rainbow insert the internet

[Shy_Guy]

You get research.

*Shy_Guy insert badspot

[Becquerel]

Your key gets turned into the Key for the Highest BLID Possible. Sux2bU, noob.

I, at this present moment, Right now, Decree that I insert a clock.