Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[ShadowYoshi294]

You get Español.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts Japanese

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Man]

You get pure weirdness


I insert a stripper

[Tango]

you get me.
i insert lube.

[Lesrock]

you get an oral

I insert a bPad.

[Daemon18553]

You get a MaxiPad

I insert 

[YorkTown95]

You get 

* YorkTown95 inserts a electrical kit.

[Mr Man]

the power flickers, then comes back on


I insert santa

[ShadowYoshi294]

You get coal.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts $1

[Lesrock]

You get 24 ounces of gold.
fool's gold, that is.

I insert a lead pipe.

[AQuietBadger]

you get a bent lead pipe

I insert a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

[Lesrock]

You get a- ERROR: CORRUPT PROSSESS

I insert a drop of ketchup.

[ShadowYoshi294]

You get a drip of mustard.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a black hole

[Nasoa]

You get an infinitely small singularity and a broken Stephen Hawking theory.

* Nasoa inserts doge

[Mr Man]

You get care


I insert a logical paradox

[Club559]

You get n̲͇͉̯̗̼̰̣̓̍ǫ̷͖̋̌t̹̻̜͍̪̪͐ͮ̈́̌ͪ̌͡ḧ̯͇̪͑̉ͦ̾̇͘i̗͉̠̘̜͑̇̽̒ͨ̃̉̐̕͡ͅn̢̲̟ͧ͂͘ġ̭̹͔̪̜ͤ̎̋̀͒̓͡

* Club559 inserts Skyrim