Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[SWAT One]

You get vending machine parts.

* SWAT One inserts a massive wad of gum.

[Ad Bot]

[huddles]

You recieve a dried, stepped on, piece of shrivvled gum, that just happens to smell like monkey.
*huddles inserts a kitty-cat.

[blocklandiansprofile]

You recieve a dried, stepped on, piece of shrivvled gum, that just happens to smell like monkey.
*huddles inserts a kitty-cat.

You get diseases infectious kittens.
*blocklandiansprofile inserts cake.

[SWAT One]

You get a pebble.

* SWAT One inserts a live lobster.

[Mr Man]

You get a tub of melted butter.


I insert this thread.

[grunterdb1951]

You get this comment

Grunterdb1951 inserts his long john shlong into the vending machine.

[SWAT One]

You get a ground up bloody red stump.

* SWAT One inserts some used lingerie.

[matthewbim11]

You get an instructional video on how to preform the Dougie.

* matthewbim11 puts in the Page Up button from his keyboard.

[huddles]

You get a mutant page-down button
I insert a mutant kitten

[matthewbim11]

You get terminal cancer.

* matthewbim11 inserts 3 bent 5' nails.

[tkepahama]

It spits it back out into your eyes.

*tkepahama inserts a a chef hat

[grunterdb1951]

You get a fat guy cooking a 23 patty burger with extra cheese and bacon in this order:
cheese,bacon,cheese,bacon,bacon,cheese,bacon,cheese,bacon,cheese,bacon,bacon,cheese,cheese,bacon.

Grunterdb inserts is grounded up red stump into the vending machine.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

you get two (2) grounded up red stumps
*King inserts a vending machine into the vending machine

[tkepahama]

You die for forcing the two Vending Machines to *get into* eachother.

*tkepahama inserts the nothiness of nothing

[Nexus]

You die for forcing the two Vending Machines to *get into* eachother.

*tkepahama inserts the nothiness of nothing

you receive the absence of nothing

I insert my calculus homework