Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[mp7964]

You get SCP-682

I put in a live monkey

[Ad Bot]

[Skorpion]

You get SCP-1004 (Machine was glitched due to inserting paranormal objects into it)

I insult the mega carrot of doom.

[ShadowYoshi294]

You get a very fine virgin woman.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts the binary codes he got earlier

[LOL :D]

You get the song 100101000101010.
I insert Billy Shears

[FadedGlory]

You get a trophy of link from Links awakening but built on blockland
*Inserts 6 bitcoins*

[Pompmaker1]

You get 0.6 bytecoins.

* Pompmaker1 inserts (T)odSnake

[LegendZ]

He was never seen again...

* LegendZ inserts nothing

[ShadowYoshi294]

You get nothing back.

* ShadowYoshi294 puts in a penny

[bµbbler]

The vending machine starts to laugh at your contribution, and throws a pie in your face.

I insert
My snake

[LegendZ]

The machine spits it out, now there is a tuna jar on it. Congratulations on your bleeding snake.

* LegendZ inserts 100 caps.

[LOL :D]

You get a Nuka-Cola, half-full.
I insert Mississippi.

[FadedGlory]

you get nothing!
I insert a fleshlight

[Pompmaker1]

You get a flash light.
Someone aims a strobe light at your face, flashing for 5 hours as you are held in place.

I insert all the posts in this topic.

[LegendZ]

You receive a PM.

* LegendZ inserts a probe to know how the forget this vending machine does its stuff.

[Dexxtter]

You receive a disabled probe

* Dexxtter inserts a quarter.