Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a MISSINGNO.!

* BlockoCrafter inserts bird-type Pokémon.

[Ad Bot]

[Demian]

You get a pokémon-type Pokémon.

* Demian inserts thin film interference phenomenon

[Port]

You get:

* Port inserts a random person.

[Club559]

You get an unrandom person.
* Club559 inserts a vending machine

[Supersylox]

You get $1

* Supersylox inserts a playboy magazine

[keesfani]

You get aids

* keesfani inserts aids

[Port]

You get HIV.

* Port inserts a post milestone.

[Night Fox]

It gets beaten by another user.

* Night Fox inserts two ball gags

[Port]

You get a slave.

* Port inserts user #3.

[bµbbler]

You get SCP - 1099.

I insert my left testicle.

[Port]

You get bladder pain.

* Port inserts µ.

[Pitbull]

Port gets rape

* Pitbull inserts a condom

[Ellinia]

You get a used condom.

Inserts a snake.

[Eluxsam]

You get a vajayjay

* Eluxsam inserts a Gamecube

[LOL :D]

You get a wii

* LOL :D inserts $1