Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a vinyl Creeper.

* BlockoCrafter inserts BlockoCrafter.

[Ad Bot]

[Port]

You die in the crushing mechanisms of the machine.

* Port inserts a vending machine.

[Demian]

You receive one (1) SCP-682.

* Demian inserts a miniature contained black hole

[Kochieboy]

You get a white hole.

* Kochieboy inserts some hot coffee.

[Port]

You get some iced tea.

* Port inserts a bucket of paint.

[Kochieboy]

You get repulsion gel. Repulsive isn't it?

* Kochieboy inserts said repulsion gel.

[BlockoCrafter]

You receive a combustible lemon.

* BlockoCrafter inserts DS game into coin slot.

[Port]

You get [DATA EXPUNGED].

* Port inserts two (2) standard computer keyboards.

[Kochieboy]

You get 2 broken mac keyboards.

* Kochieboy inserts an old glass cup.

[BlockoCrafter]

You get shrapnel.

* BlockoCrafter inserts Minecraft.

[Port]

You get a boring game.

* Port inserts four thousand three hundred and twenty one (4321) A4 papers with sequences of numbers on them.

[LOL :D]

You get a fax machine.
I insert Mitt Romney.

[Superbot]

you get a single piece of paper back, reading "um"

* Superbot inserts iron man

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a Robot.

* BlockoCrafter insert bad grammer.

[Port]

You get a piece of paper that reads "Use /m-

hurr

You get a iron b-

durr

You get a slap to the face.

* Port inserts a miniature model of a Borg cube.