Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Mr Man]

A loud moaning sound is heard from the machine.

I insert deviantart

[Ad Bot]

[huddles]

You get the disease of stupidity.

I insert an orange.

[pecon98]

You receive a blue.

* pecon98 inserts a cat plush.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Pecon98 receives a poupy doge plush

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a scalpel he stole from a surgeon

[Corvette]

You receive nothing because the machine broke.
Since the machines broke I guess I'll end this topic
(unless one of you bozos fix this stuff)

[Jake White]

I cart the machine back off to the SCP facility and replace it with a similar and equally functional but much easier to monitor machine.

[SpitFir3Tornado]

i try to us montiro but too hard so punch instead

i por bottle of urine in machine

[Butler]

You get "Book of forgeted up special interestes"


I insert   

[Boink!]

you get 

i insert fleshlight

[Moppy]

Your skin breifly lumineces.

*insterts self

[Man 2]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

* Man 2 inserts a rotary-dial telephone.

[Legodude77]

You get a pile of dead lamps.

* Legodude77 inserts babies.

[Alyx Vance]

You get stuffty diapers.

* Alyx Vance  Inserts Lord Tony and Stocking.

[ultimamax]

You get Lord Stony, a small girl with a beard.

I insert the vending machine.

[Alyx Vance]

WHAT?! YOU GET! Vendingception!!!! *explode*



I insert some rubble from the explosion into what is left of the machine.