Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[CJwarrior]

You get blood cells.

I insert JC Denton.

[Ad Bot]

[Boston Terrier]

You get a candy bar

* Boston Terrier inserts a bag of cat food

[CJwarrior]

You get doge food.

*Cjwarrior inserts himself.*

[Boston Terrier]

His left kidney and right index finger pop out. He has died.
I insert a roll of tape.

[shyGriff]

You get a bottle of glue.

* shyGriff pulls CJwarrior's dead body out of the vending machine and re-inserts it

[CJwarrior]

You get a bottle of glue.

* shyGriff pulls CJwarrior's dead body out of the vending machine and re-inserts it

I come back alive.

Inserts a nude pic.

[Shy_Guy]

You get a nude pic of shygriff.
Shy_Guy shove in Obama.

[pantherfan]

You get Mitt Romney.

Pantherfan inserts kompressor.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* pantherfan gets a darker version of the vending machine along with its shadow

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts the JOJ

[Night Fox]

you get a note telling you it doesn't know what a joj is

I insert e621

[Revoloarx]

You get a bag of freshly baked roosteries

I insert a penny

[Darksaber530]

You get 1 smartphone, a piece of paper with a bold letter "L" on it, and one-thousand twenty-one red Lego bricks in a plastic King Soopers bag.

* Darksaber530 inserts one tan plastic soldier

[pecon98]

You receive two plastic tan soldiers.

* pecon98 inserts a raccoon.

[CJwarrior]

You receive two plastic tan soldiers.

* pecon98 inserts a raccoon.

You get a skunk

Inserts his N64

[MaroonCacti]

offtopic: blockland vending machine should be an SCP