Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Alyx Vance]

The get a series of tubes and cats.








I enter a bucket of blue paint.

[Ad Bot]

[Duhman115]

You get a painted will

I insert 5 kroner

[shinyarceus4]

You get a single kroner... whatever that is.

I insert a Macbook Pro.

[GEN.Fire Bird]

you get a napkin with Umad bro? writen on it.

I insert religion and a box of reality.

[Duhman115]

You get a single kroner... whatever that is.

I insert a Macbook Pro.

Kroner are moneyz from Denmark.

OT: The vending machine explodes due to the religion/reality conflict. I insert a new vending machine

[Joeboy]

You create a dimension knot and destroy the universe

I import U1

[shyGriff]

You receive a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You receive a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. You receive a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. You receive a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. You receive a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. You receive a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. You receive a hamburger.

* shyGriff inserts a hamburger

[GEN.Fire Bird]

wait, what?
shyGriff dies of a heartattack.
I insert Bubbagum, Stocking, Alyx Vance, and me.

[shyGriff]

you get nothing because you have died along with everyone else you inserted

* shyGriff comes back to life and inserts a picture of a unicorn

[GEN.Fire Bird]

you get a horse with some pipes taped to it.
I insert floppy drive music.

[blueblur121]

You get a copy of Halo 4!

I insert my little brother

[shinyarceus4]

You get a little sister.

I insert the guy who can sit on anything.

[Blocky943]

You get a trip to the doctor's and he says he has Ass Cancer.


I insert a miniature vending machine.

[GEN.Fire Bird]

you get a vending machine that is smaller.
I insert Turok(2008 version)

[jarelash]

You get laid by a velociraptor

I insert chhewing gum