Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[CheeseDragon]

You get 3 Johnsons and a Steve

*I insert myself*

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

You get a Secret Service agent at your door. He knocks you unconscious, puts a bag over your head, and you wake up in a strange white room.

* Man 2 inserts a roller coaster.

[Sabbin]

You get a tycoon

* Sabbin inserts a Man 2

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Sabbin gets a lovey Woman 1

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts $1

[YourBuddyBill]

You get totally stoned.

*YourBuddyBill inserts a cream-cheese danish.

[Darksaber530]

You get a plate and your very own special rock!

* Darksaber530 inserts 5 plastic toothpicks

[lolzorz mcgee]

You get a toothpick model of the Eiffel Tower.

* Lolzorz McGee inserts an empty cup.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Lolzorz McGee gets a full cup of...liquid...

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a cup of radioactive coffee

[AdinX]

* Lolzorz McGee gets a full cup of...liquid...

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a cup of radioactive coffee

Heyyyy who let SCP-294 out of foundation property?
AdinX gets a tactical nuke
AdinX inserts DNA sample of SCP-682

[Celtic Wolf]

AdinX gets an adorable miniature malicious supermonster.

* Celt inserts a blank sheet of paper.

[Gravity Cat]

Celtic Wolf gets a thousand tiny origami pelicans.

*Gravity Cat inserts a pot of gravy.

[The Tavros Nitram]

You get a pot of mashed potatoes.

I insert a giant tub of A1 sauce with me swimming in it.

[AdinX]

You get a pot of mashed potatoes.

I insert a giant tub of A1 sauce with me swimming in it.

AdinX gets a bottle of lovey™
AdinX places a pusillanimous individualcat inside the machine.

[Celtic Wolf]

AdinX gets a fur hat.

* Celt inserts a small model of a vending machine

[HellHound]

You get nitroglycerin.

I insert a penny and three canadian dollars.