Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Darksaber530]

The machine clunks and sputters, then a thick black smoke pours out. That is your reward. Now go and get a plastic bag quick!

* Darksaber530 inserts one cloth bag of doggie poop

[Ad Bot]

[Sat]

The machine explodes and a 60 inch longsword comes out, but instead stabbing you in the face, because you payed improperly.

Inserts blue waffle.
Its food colored.

[Celtic Wolf]

Sat gets a blue waffle.
It's mold colored.

* Celt inserts a banjo

[cowman]

You get a Piano.

*Cowman inserts a potato.

[YourBuddyBill]

You get a tomato.

YourBuddyBill inserts your grandmother

[AdinX]

AdinX gains a bottle of wrinkle-B-gone!
AdinX puts in a single rose♥

[Xanderian]

You get a fat virgin.

* Xanderian inserts a zombie hand.

[Mr Man]

You get a disembodied brain

* Mr Man Mr Man inserts Japan

[AdinX]

Mr man Mr man, gets a frying pan (cause your rhymes..)
Adin puts a miniature vending machine inside the vending machine.

[Gojira]

You get a destroyed universe.


I insert a vaporizer into the vending machine.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Gojira gets vaporized air

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts $666

[Trogtor]

you get the devils crotch hot sauce

* Trogtor inserts my ass

[Tømpson]

You get raped

I insert a insert into the insertion of the past insertion.

[Xanderian]

Goddamnit, I wanted to reply to that one. I was going to say he got a can of whoop-ass.
You get insertception.

* Xanderian inserts $1.

[Tømpson]

You receive a mugging

I insert a piece of lint and 2 spider eggs