Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Lego lad]

You get drama'd


I insert the letter c

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

You get the letter d.

* SWAT One inserts the letter e

[HellHound]

You get a kilogram of estrogen thrown in your face.


I insert a flash drive.

[jarelash]

You get a flash action figure


I insert a strange frying pan

[HellHound]

You get a Strange Mad Milk.


I insert a kilo of weed.

[Pencil42]

The machine returns some dust
*Pencil42 collects the dust in a jar

I insert a pencil

[Aperture Science]

You get a sharpener




I put in a portal device.

[Pngu12970]

you get nothing and the vending machine teleported away

i insert 32gb DDR3 RAM

[Fezbot]

you get one whole megabyte.

I insert a box of altoids.

[keesfani]

you get alts

I insert my snake

[Redconer]

You get your long candy cane sliced off, naughty boy

I insert presents for the Vending Machine

[ebube4356]

You get a year supply of hookers

I insert a brick

[Silvia The Pirate]

You get a year supply of hookers

I insert a brick

You get a brick-shaped piece of poop.

* Silvia The Pirate inserts a brick

[U2]

You get mortar, a trowel, and a Cambodian child slave.

* U2 inserts New Age philosophy.

[16-Bit]

You get copious amounts of idiotic facebook posts, neckbeards, and feminational socialists
I insert soda cans