Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Malleo100]

The vending machine shreks itself

I insert a "Blow-up" Doll

[Ad Bot]

[Xx7xX]

The doll blows up in my face with a violent explosion just as I slide in a waterlogged pair of winter boots.

[Redconer]

Xx7xX failed to insert anything

I insert $1.50 and press the Sprite bottle button

[TristanLuigi]

You get Sierra Mist 

I shove the next poster into the machine.

[Epicduke]

you get a gory me

i put the flag of the federated states of Micronesia in

[Redconer]

You get Microsoft technology

I insert a quarter

[Renderman]

yu gt bda grammer
yah inserts uh doaler

[Nitro_Weavile]

You get 1/4 of a dollar

I insert my snake

[Cupcakehat]

the machine tells you this is it's first time

*cupcakehat knees the machine

[Redconer]

The machine shot a pair of boxing gloves into your gut at 40mph

I insert one dollar, then leave the prize in a box for the next poster to pick up

[Swat 3]

I get a trillion dollars.

I insert a fluffy, cute dog.

[Epicduke]

you get a mangled cat in return

i insert a lambda

[Lesrock]

you get gordon freeman rapidly hitting you with a crowbar

I insert black mesa

[TristanLuigi]

You get a joke.
I insert a portal gun.

[EazyE]

the machine fails to exist anymore

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