Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[renderman2]

you get raped by our richards

renderman2 inserts chocolate

[Ad Bot]

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

you get the ku klux klan

i insert satin minions

[renderman2]

you get a male love toy

renderman2 inserts 10000000000000000000000000 canadian dollars

[Schrödinger]

you get 9,278,100,000,000,000 JPY.

Schrödingus inserts a radioactive substance.

[Mariofan1701]

you get a cd containing the song radioactive by imagine dragons
i insert a sample of my sperm

[F3d323]

the machine gets pregnant and you get a baby

*F3d323 places his left shoe

[Swat 3]

Your foot is taken in, along with your left leg. This is very painful and you only have a stub left.

You get the can named "F3d323 Meat".


I insert a dollar bill, in hopes for a can of pepsi.

[Schrödinger]

You get something that tastes half decent, some iced tea.

I insert a typewriter

[F3d323]

The machine suddenly speaks up, saying:
"stuff dude, thats old."
You get a computer.

*F3d323 inserts his family.

[Pencil42]

You get communism.

I insert a new sony smartphone

[renderman2]

You Get stuff*
*stuff means Xbox One


I Insert a Passenger Pidgeon

[Toxicology]

you get the same pigeon with a note that says
HELP IM IN THE MACHINE

I insert a potato banana crossbreed

[Assistant]

You got a boner!

Inserts Toxicology's boner

[Bomb Kirby]

You get an explosion.

I insert that one picture of a Blockland Forums arcade machine that was posted 3 or 4 years ago that I'll probably never find.

[Alyx Vance]

You get Badspots block party.



I insert my table