Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Niff]

You get Hulk

I insert "The Ultimate Machine"

[Ad Bot]

[Ducky duck]

You get Hulk

I insert "The Ultimate Machine"

Bump

You get a linux.

I insert My Desktop.

[Eden]

You get a deskbottom.

I insert a door.

[Ducky duck]

You get a deskbottom.

I insert a door.

You get a window

I insert a RAM card

[Mr Queeba]

You get your RAM back as well as 4GB ram downloaded from the internet.

* Mr Queeba inserts 30 Dollars and then hits the machine with a hammer 30 times, causing major damage.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get nothing.

I insert page 500

[Mr Queeba]

You get page 1337.

* Mr Queeba hits the machine with a hammer 100 times, making it so badly damaged it won't work.

[Champion]

you die

champion inserts the blockland launcher

[foulprairiedog]

You get a floppy disk labelled "Blockland".

I insert an XL Flared Chance.

[TheKid]

Guys you do know the /me command works in the forums right
You get some Orange Pledge

* TheKid inserts 1$

[Mr_Minecraft]

You get your sanity back.

* Mr_Minecraft inserts a $50 gift card to walmart

[Mariofan1701]

you get walmart

I insert a flash drive containing the installer to windows 7

[Wheatley]

You get syphilis.

* Wheatley inserts a copy of Chris Brown's Greatest Hits

[BlurIsBack]

You get a hot picture of Chris Brown.

* Blur breaks the glass of the vending machine and takes an object

[jarelash]

The machine steals your wallet

*Jkaart inserts a top hat