Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[SWAT One]

You get an empty jar of lube and the vending machine undergoes an energy surge and feels really hot.

* SWAT One inserts a rock.

[Ad Bot]

[Pie Crust]

You get a new pet.

* Pie Crust inserts a Banana Phone.

[Assistant]

Assistant pops out and says you're not funny.

* Assistant goes back into vending machine

[ßlöükfáce]

You stay in it until another unfunny cigarette comes along

I insert ad bot

[Jakobblockhead]

You get all the revenue gained from Ad Bot

* Jakob inserts the Golden Brick.

[AtlasBlue]

You get Adventure Mode.


- Atlas inserts Star Citizen -

[Jakobblockhead]

You get a Stark Hero

* Jakob inserts an acorn.

[InvisibleName]

You get a dead squirrel.
* InvisibleName inserts fire

[SWAT One]

You get unburnt logs and a small trace of lighter fluid.

* SWAT One inserts instructions on how to do alchemy.

[Slammer1337]

The machine gives you 250 gold for the Alchemy training.
* Slammer1337 inserts a 12-gauge shotgun

[Davidosss2003]

You get nothing.
* Inserts 50 LEGO 1x1 tiles.

[Snaked_Snake]

Just use / me
You get 25 2x2 tiles!

* Snaked_Snake inserts the planet mars

[Davidosss2003]

You win Planet Sun!
* Inserts 25 2x2 LEGO Tiles

[ChappersTeddy]

You win Planet Sun!
* Inserts 25 2x2 LEGO Tiles

the sun is a star you dingus


You get Emmet from the Lego Movie.

* ChappersTeddy inserts his maths homework

[Snaked_Snake]

You get a bomb to bombard the school!

* Snaked_Snake insets the sun