Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Pie Crust]

You get Xzibit.

* Pie Crust inserts entrepreneur  our Ride

[Ad Bot]

[TheKid]

The machine spits out two half dollars at you at mach 20.

I insert a pokemon card with gum stuck to one side.

nnGHGHGNGHN

You get a terribly made car.

* TheKid inserts a hat

[Badger]

you get 1.33 refined

* Badger inserts a time machine

[WaffleCake]

you get to divide by zero

*WaffleCake inserts an old lady's teeth

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

you get another pair of dentures

i insert the drama subforum

[Writer The Wolf]

you get another pair of dentures

i insert the drama subforum

You get a flaming circle.

*Inserts a frozen waffle.

[Georges]

You get a burnt waffle

I insert my old iPod.

[F3d323]

The machine gives you a note.
"Nice iPod, i'm going to keep it."

I insert my finger.

[Dragonslayer182]

You get a fart

I insert cornholio

[Georges]

You get $20

I insert a taco

[Writer The Wolf]

You get a roll of Ducktape.

*Inserts an old 20GB harddrive.

[Dragonslayer182]

The machine pops out a note
"I could use this hard drive for my iPod, thanks!"

I insert bologna

[Writer The Wolf]

You get a shopping cart.

*Inserts an old Windows ME disk.

[Georges]

You get a shattered disk.

I insert a car tire.

[Dragonslayer182]

You get tired 

I insert windows 3.11 for workgroups floppies