Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[WaffleCake]

You get cuffs you can't break.

*WaffleCake inserts a rotten apple.

[Ad Bot]

[Markey]

You get a moldy carrot and some used shaving cream!

*Markey inserts 1 dollar!

[Synthesias]

You get a bag of Chips.....carrot flavor








*Synthesias inserts handcuffs that wont break a decapitated head and a 52 year old man

[Bomb Kirby]

You get something awful.

For the lack of a legitimate response...

I insert the wall, as seen in YMDTW!

[Hansome duded]

Out comes Dwight Howard.

I insert Capcakez. oh god

[Bomb Kirby]

The vending machine has no response. A wedge tornado consisting of nothing more than horrifying posts slowly forms above the machine. The machine, protecting itself from destruction, uses several ton-weights and bolts itself to the ground. You are carried away by the "quality" posts.

I insert Kirby Triple Deluxe

[Synthesias]

You get a Kirby game from the future consisting of E̳͎͚̹̘̞̼̋̅̄ͮ͝r͉̯̠̰̪͗̓̎ṟͥó̗̱̫͈ͮ͒̈ͪ͗́r̸ ̖̱̒ͣͭ̀ͩͫ4͇̦̭͉̯̩͋͂0̫̖̫̦̯͚̽4͖̦̃ ͍̘͆̒̈̓G̍a͖̮̘̪͈ͧ́ͤm̷̙͇͉̲͚̌͆͐e͎͇̩͔̠̭̖ͥ̊̊̚ ͇̜͉͚͍ͅn̥ͩ̑͆͆ͤ̽̍o͇̖ͤͥ̌ṫ̜̼͕̠͇̀ ̶̮̖̟̞ͨ̀ͯ̔͐f̃̇ͤ҉͉̦͚͎̪͍ô̶̱̭͎ͫ͆ͪͬ͗u̴̙̦ͫ̀ͪ̎͗ͯͅn̖̝̼̝͓̜̟̓͂̐͗͑ͬd̗͕̩̩͎̝͊̓͆̄͊́


*I install a Vending machine reboot button

[Deve]

You get "???"

Inserts 100 Sun Stones

[Bomb Kirby]

You get King DeDeDe, implying by "Sun Stones" you are referring to KTD.

I insert Felix ( see: first page of this thread )

[Synthesias]

You don't get a reference but what you do get is that missing Kirby game.







*Synthesias inserts  $80000000000000000000

[GhostStar]

You get... my snake in your mouth


I insert a hooker

[Deve]

You get... the hooker's snake in your mouth

I insert my life

[Synthesias]

you get your funeral epitaph







Synthesias  inserts someone's removed snake

[Tudoreleu]

you get your funeral epitaph







Synthesias  inserts someone's removed snake

You hear a whirr and the machine shoots the snake towards your mouth at high velocity. You don't want to know how it went.

After the military leaves, I insert a fake rolex watch.

[Tee]

You hear a whirr and the machine shoots the snake towards your mouth at high velocity. You don't want to know how it went.

After the military leaves, I insert a fake rolex watch.

you get fake money


*Mr.Tee inserts a PS4 controller