Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Mr Queeba]

The vending machine explodes from the nutella.

The Vending Machine is OUT OF ORDER due to a Nutella issue.

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

i repair it

[blØckster]

I insert a vending machine.

[Thunderstrike]

Tenshi comes out and rapes you

* Thunderstrike inserts a Steam Key for Blockland!

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

The vending machine is malfunctioning and gives you nothing. Absolutely nothing. Have a good day.

I insert a green apple

[Blockaium]

Apple juice pours out.

*I insert a vending machine*

[Obliviongate20]

The vending machine shoots a vending machine at you. This second vending machine has smaller vending machines in it and only accepts vending machines as currency.

I insert 2 whole marijuanas.

[NML Cygni]

You recieved The "Smoke weed, Everyday!" music in your brain for your entire life!


*NML Cygni inserts his richard.

[Dragonslayer182]

You get ebola!

*Inserts 1 glitter particle*

[Ducky duck]

Vending machine gives you two glitter particles.

Nuclear Bear inserts some sort of bullstuff from Dell.

[Alyx Vance]

You get bullstuff from a random company.



I insert napalm.

[ZombieDude]

the vending machine erupts in flames, and spits out a fire extinguisher

* ZombieDude puts in a flight of stairs

[Mr Queeba]

The vending machine is OUT OF ORDER, and I attempt to put in a bottle of Snapple.

[Lego lad]

It fixes itself and cannot break again

[Ducky duck]

You get Godmode

I insert Gelignite.