Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Thunderstrike]

You geht Shards!

* Thunderstrike puts in a Magnum 44!

[Ad Bot]

[Daswiruch]

You get several pieces of said "Magnum 44."

* Daswiruch inserts a freshly used carrot.

[AtlasBlue]

The machine makes heavy breathing noises, and spits out the carrot, now covered in a grease-like substance.

I insert the Vic Viper.

[the hacker]

The machine makes heavy breathing noises, and spits out the carrot, now covered in a grease-like substance.

I insert the Vic Viper.

You get Sinistar.

I insert a facehugger.

[Mr Queeba]

The machine reaches out and hugs you, unplugging itself in the process.
I insert Illuminati.

[WaterOre]

You get me

* WaterOre inserts a d20

[Mr Queeba]

The display on the machine says ERROR: UNKNOWN and you get it back.
I insert my avatar.

[newspeed12]

You get a phone call from the 80's asking for it back

I insert the crew beta

[giant tootsie rolls]

You get a BMW

* Nails inserts a

[Dragonslayer182]

You get a Ford Pinto

*I insert my ass, stuff into it, and take the ass out*

[Lego lad]

the machine spits it back at you

i insert my math teacher

[Alyx Vance]

You get a college professor.

I insert a security system.

[AtlasBlue]

You get a burgular.

I insert a Colonial Viper.

[Lego lad]

you get aliens: colonial marines

I insert diablous rex

[Zack]

You get two, tinier, cuter ones.

I insert a DVD of Season 1 of The Walking Dead.