Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Pie Crust]

You get a crazed aracnophobe destroying the machine with a mallet.

* Pie Crust Inserts tools to repair the machine.

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

The machine is repaired.

I insert the fact that this thread is 9 years old.

[The GI of MA]

you get a "no fun allowed" sign

*I insert a pair of jeans*

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

You get a pair of shorts.

I insert a merasmus.

[Rabbot32]

You get a broken magic staff.

I insert a Stahlhelm.

[Synthesias]

You get this.....

* Synthesias inserts a knife

[Yin Yang]

You get a slightly better knife!

*Gardian inserts the letter 愛

[Bomb Kirby]

You get the w[hat] running gag.

I insert the AoT boards.

[WaffleCake]

You get airports from Thailand.

*WaffleCake inserts a waffle.

[eboyblue10]

you get a cake

i insert myself

[Shizza04]

out comes piles of low poly plastic gibs
i insert the thing (oh dear lord may contain gore)

[Synthesias]

You get The Thing......from The Fantastic Four

* Synthesias inserts   Me and my friends discontinued RPG

[WaterOre]

You get what could have been.

* WaterOre inserts the Riddle Tower Poem

[Agent Legit 22]

You get the Star-Spangled Banner

I insert a Black Hole

[jtchoi2003]

You win a stuffty phone!!

*jchoi inserts 666 macbooks*